Your Deepest Darkest Secrets

Vaginas and stuff. 😏

  • buddhawassexy:

    "he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

    (via joshpeck)

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  • arc520:

    darecrow:

    Imagine being pregnant in new york

    and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when

    "wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"

    image

    (via trust)

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  • zbrexx:

    zbrexx:

    how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

    he gave her a ring image

    (Source: unrellevahnt, via trust)

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  • surprisebitch:

    when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

    image

    (Source: surprisebitch, via trust)

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  • ciggers:

    When you walk into a room full of people you don’t know

    image

    (via trust)

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  • qirlunderyou:

    will you still love me when i am no longer 

    image

    (via trust)

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  • laurakvstheworld:

    i honestly feel 100% better after watching this

    (Source: 12818-tomhanks, via trust)

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  • Dean Plz 

    (Source: nile-kun, via brittanypeete)

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  • disposable-spleen:

    To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope

    How the fuck o-o

    (Source: hurried, via brittanypeete)

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  • (Source: cassiopheyia, via brittanypeete)

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